Lightbulb Joke

Haha I got this from Belle's blog.

Q: How many Raffles JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.

Q: How many Hwa Chong JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many Victoria JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many National JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many Anderson JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many Anglo-Chinese JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many Yishun JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (so how do you think they’re able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many Catholic JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker.

Q: How many Jurong JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.

Q: How many Tampines JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SaintAndrew JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many Nanyang JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many Serangoon JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many Pioneer JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many Meridian JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many Innova JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.

Q: How many DHS (Senior High) students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.



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I miss you,

I miss the feeling of you,

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hmm you?

Yes finally my diploma is over. Yet another important agenda ticked off. It all happened like a flash, I can't seem to recall the actual situation already. All I knew was, my fingers were stiff like wood by the time I came out of the freezing room. Thank you all for your concern, I do appreciate them very much.

If you are wondering whether I did well, hmm actually I am also wondering, I am not sure too. Mixed feelings of mine, varied expressions of the examiners, and a full page of scribbling on my marksheet.

I DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST INKLING.

But I'd be happy enough if I were to pass, yes just a "pass", not a clear pass, not a high pass, not a distinction, just a pass and I will be over the moon, sun, or any other thing that you can think of.

Hope, hope, and only hope. It is two months before the quantum possibilities of my diploma result collaspes into one. It's like "Don't tell me the results of the soccer match, I'll watch it myself", the same logic it is.

I thought that I'd be much more relieved after this exam. But my current emotional state doesn't endorse the prediction. Well well, the important thing is, I'm watching harry potter with my dear dear dear tomorrow afternoon, and that is definitely something to look forward to right?


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You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker. You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does. Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations. You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it. At Your Best: You are sharp, inventive, and creative. You have the skills to lead the world. At Your Worst: You are reclusive, weird, and a bit paranoid. Your Fixation: Greed Your Primary Fear: Being useless or incompetent Your Primary Desire: Being competent and needed Other Number 5's: Bill Gates, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Bjork, and Stephen Hawking.

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yeah my 100th post. Oh yes Stephen Hawking, so I'm a bit like him