Lightbulb Joke

Haha I got this from Belle's blog.

Q: How many Raffles JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.

Q: How many Hwa Chong JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many Victoria JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many National JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many Anderson JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many Anglo-Chinese JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many Yishun JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (so how do you think they’re able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many Catholic JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker.

Q: How many Jurong JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.

Q: How many Tampines JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SaintAndrew JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many Nanyang JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many Serangoon JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many Pioneer JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many Meridian JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many Innova JC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.

Q: How many DHS (Senior High) students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.



And I've just finished The Shadow of the Wind. An extraordinary story I can promise you, maybe I'll write a review soon.