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Monday, January 08, 2007
An Important Notice
To: All Students!
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING ( S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Students who don't take their S.H.I.T ... will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS ( D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST ( B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION ( M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T .).
Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
Thank You for your time.
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching
(The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T .)
Adapted from Belle's blog www.rayeshua.blogspot.com
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Working in the holidays
I simply love their way of teaching science or DoE(design of experiments). If chung cheng could change their idea SLIGHTLY. XD. But I doubt they can.
I was lucky, definitely, for I had a chance to work with them, instead of doing macdonalds, flyers or slacking around.
I've worked with them for one and a half months already, completed 3 and a half projects, it has indeed been a crazy and enriching experience working with them. haha, a bunch of mad scientists, but fun though. I've learnt many many things, valuable information, and knew some other people.
More importantly, as a comparison,
I could see how illogical some things are.
I could see how screwed up chung cheng is.
I could see how serious my mistake was.
I could see how much the education system needs a change.
As Yalin says, we are only taught to answer questions in school. Totally agree.
I hope that I can work with them in the future and always keep in contact.
Monday, December 25, 2006
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Friday, December 22, 2006
Monday, December 18, 2006
I didn't know how screwed up the country was until this trip, although I had some trips into that country before. It's not good to talk too much about this.
During the return trip to Singapore, my sister and I had nothing much better to do but to count.
May I present my statistics.
40 out of 100 domestic cars are of PROTON brand.
3 out of 100 domestic cars are red, pink or maroon.
13 out of 100 domestic cars are pure black.
10 out of 100 domestic cars are blue.
40 out of 100 vehicles are motocycles.
10 out of 100 vehicles are heavy vehicles.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
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Thursday, November 30, 2006
belle asked me to do this ok. She said "do".
NAME 24 PEOPLE (random ah)
1. changyi
2. belle
3. kenny
4. jessica
5. yanbing
6. jinghao
7. kang kiat
8. zhi hong
9. michelle
10. emilene
11. ryan quek
12. hong yi
13. lie qi
14. aijia
15. jacie
16. song xi
17. ren xian
18. aloysia
19. andy
20. scottz
21. jing shen
22. weisiang
23. ziyi
24. bryan
is 9 single?
michelle- hmm, seriously I don't know
would u date 20?
Scottz- why would I want to date a married man?
is 17 a guy or a girl?
ren xian- guy
have 15 and 2 ever dated?
Belle and Jacie? never, I don't think they even know each other
are u older/younger than 3? by how much?
Kenny- he's older than me by a few days
have u ever seen 7 naked?
Kang Kiat- lol, yes we bathed together
where does 19 live?
Andy- jurong
when was the last time you saw 12?
hong yi- wow, teacher's day eve?
ever watched a movie with 5?
Yanbing- oh yes we did, 8 of us altogether
how tall is 23?
Ziyi- about 170?
do u love 16?
Song xi- I bet he will hehehe me after I say this
do u go to the same sch as 14?
Aijia- last time we did
have u ever had classses with 11?
Ryan- yes primary school
where was 21 born?
Jing Shen- Singapore la
have u ever hugged 18?
Aloysia- no never did I
whats 8's middle name?
Zhi Hong- chinese have got no middle name. If yes, it would be ZHI, lol
is 13 a nice person?
Lie Qi- yes, certainly
would u rather 1 die or you die?
Changyi- I believe that he would save me
is 4 older than u?
Jessica- yes, she was born in January and me in March
would u kiss 24?
Bryan- no never
have u ever swum with 16?
Song Xi- I got his table wet only
when is 10's bday?
Emilene- I don't know
have u been to a party with 19 or 17?
Renxian and Andy- nope never.
are 22 and 24 good friends?
Weisiang and Bryan- I doubt so.
will 3 and 7 make a gd couple?
Kenny and Kang Kiat- no, only opposites attract
has 15 ever given you a bday present?
Jacie- No
how long have u known 13?
Lie Qi- since primary 1
if 5 and 19 were drowning which one wud u save?
Yanbing and Andy- I think both of them know how to swim, but Andy's stronger, so I'll save yanbing.
will 2 be willing to kiss 6?
Belle -> Jing Hao- erm, dunno lei.
pass this on to 3 4 7 16 18 22 23
GOGOGO.
yay new blogskin
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
went to watch casino royale with my parents today! The movie not bad lah, just that Daniel Criag isn't as nice as Pierce Brosnan. I must say that Ian Fleming(the author of the James Bond series) is indeed a brilliant, if not a genius, writer. There is always a moral to a story, desirable to learn or not, and the moral that I've learned is to never trust anybody fully, you can't tell a book by its cover.
Okay, it has been a few days since I'm back from my camp, and my knee still pricks every time I climb the stairs. Damn it, but I still don't know why.
I'll change my blog skin soon, hopefully.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
and all is in the past
Yesterday, my sister brought me a copy of PCPS's 2006 school magazine. As I slowly flipped through the pages, memories all the way from primary 1 flashed across my mind, letting me experience the feeling once again. I could still remember how Mr Simon Goh offered me 50cents for another plate of fried rice when a guy accidentally knocked me down when I was in primary 1. I could still remember my first and amiable form teacher- Mrs Agnes Chen-, her voice, her face. I could still remember the "good" times with Mr Yip when I was in primary 2&4 and also Ms Amy Tan. Also the industrious and best EMS teacher I could ever have, Ms Teo and also Mr Tang, the best chinese teacher. I could also remember the friends, who may have forgotten me by now. And many many many many more teachers.
But all is gone, and never to return.
I can never have Jasmine snatching my stuff anymore, or to play catching as a whole class again, or listen to any of the teachers teaching in front of us, or even to see a classmate again. We are now the alumni of pcps, not students. It's a cold hard fact, to me.
Life's all about meeting and parting isn't it?
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006
the last day of 2cr 2006
hate to say this, but today is the last day for us as 2couragers. everyone's feeling differently, but theres one emotion that has certainly ran through our minds--well I don't know how to describe it, fear of separation? Or isit not fear but sadness of separation? Maybe it is a combination, the complex feeling which cannot be easily described. I will just miss everyone in 2 courage, especially my best friend(LOL) who will not be in the same class with me next year.
Therefore to mark this memorable day, emilene, jacie, weigin, jessica, yanbing, ziyi, weisiang and I went out on an outing to cathay shopping centre for a movie. Before that we had a hard time trying to get ziyi with us and finding our way there. We also had our sumptous lunch(for some), but I had a gassy one, at long johns silver. Then we went on to catch the movie "dead or alive"- a film based on a fighting game. Bah but actually i didn't like the movie much, it was too short- abt 90 mins?- not long enough for me to warm the seat and it wasn't good. After the movie we walked out of the building and suddenly weisiang said, "shit, my handphone is missing again". Then we were like lol, we went into that building again, asked that lady whether we could go in and search for the phone, and that lady produced a phone in the drawer and asked "is this yours?". haha, weisiang was lucky. Had his phone been of better quality, he might not have been so lucky, lol.
After the movie we went to plaza sing, went to mini toons, and for an unknown reason, to the mrt station. Then jessica had to go home, and weigin wanted to follow. After they had left, I led the rest to a "remote" corner somewhere near the LAN shop, and we started chatting.about everything. Yanbing was horny, lol, never seen such a horny girl before. We talked from 5pm to abt 6pm? Quite a long duration.Then we found ourselves stuck in the middle of nowhere discussing our directions and our next outing. We made ziyi miss 3 trains, lol. Then we agreed to have a phone conference on sunday evening. There is where we parted. That is how we parted.
Monday, October 16, 2006
I must say that it is quite interesting to experience the atmosphere of the in Singapore during the 1920s that was attemped to be featured in the food court's unique theme. The stall vendors there are dressed in the simple clothings which should be the common clothings during the 1920s plus the bandanas, haha, they are funny. The tables and chairs, the cutlery and the decoration all are into the 1920s theme. The food was quite expensive though.
Then we went round the building and went to shop at the vivomart, which is made up of giant, and some other supermarkets. I would say wow, it is quite mega in the physical and variety sense.
i shall stop here, bye!