And where is my plastique bag?

Exams are NOT over for me.

Masterclass tomorrow, Japanese next week.




I cannot agree more baby.

A little summer nonsense

The hot weather elicits my sweat,
Which makes me all wet.
Like Zimbabwe,
Its long railway,
But the ice-cream can't make me fat.

My a.maths paper 1 questions are stapled with a.maths paper 2 solutions, and my paper 2 questions are stapled to my paper 1 solutions.

I didn't staple them, someone else in the school did.

车来了，
雨停了。

车开了，
你走了。

First things first. Screw the e.maths paper setter, she deserves nothing less than a shot. Who can be so sharp and responsible to even print the subject code wrongly? Okay okay, she's not worth the attention.

Yes, Fascinating Rhythm is finally in my hands.

Like the atomic oscillation.

Omg, I do have mood swings.

A bit more and it'll be bipolar.

Someone please tell me what music to use for this blog.

Carnival SCGS

Wheee I just came back from their carnival! The crowd is comparable to ours, but not with St Nicholas's one, it was almost like Mecca in St Nicholas. Okay lemme show ya some pictures.




After walking rounds for about half an hour and having spent $0, I decided to get rid of the coupons by patronising game stalls. Hence, my first game.



This involved throwing ping pong balls into the coloured indents in the egg carton. I asked the lady about which zone being the best, she said that it's all the same. The games were quite okay, it's the prizes. Look what I've got even though I landed 3 balls into the coloured zone.



Okay the next game.



This one also involved throwing ping pong balls, I wonder why they love it so much. But getting 3 balls in a straight line win you the big prize, like tic tac toe. Eh I think I forgot to take a picture of the prize I won for this. Never mind, next game.




This one was damn funny. They gave you a straw to blow wind to sway the duck from one end to the other, I wonder if they reused the straws lol, and I did it under 5 secs, and recevied the "mystery prize 1", as written.

It is the,




I think they drew the eyes themselves.





And classmates, does this look uncannily familiar? Well there's nothing uncanny to it. Certainly the game needs a lot of improvement. They used disposable plastic cups! How could it slide, when it's so damn light? On such an uneven surface of the plastic wrapper? But I still played, and tried to tell them about filling water inside the cup, and they said that water would spill out. Actually there's nothing bad to water spilling out. The floor looks dry.



Opps you can't see the eyes. My mother said that it's washed, I have no idea man.

Okay that's all folks. Oh I almost forgot, I saw Teri and Yia Kuan.

Ades mosquito (a joke)

Hahah I came across this from the web, click on the title to go to the source!

Was just washing my floor and became very inspired to write on the topic on ades mosquitos after gazing at my cat's waterbowl.

Enjoy ...

Have you ever wondered how people would react to the campaign to elliminate ades mosquitos ?

Apparently, this ades thingy is causing a lot of attention from the government and every now and the you would see advertisements by the PCK's "Margaret"... (forgotten her name but her husband is like Lim Yu Beng i think...)

Undeniably, it is quite an issue especially if your loved ones and your friends are the victims. But do normal citizens understand what is going on ?

"Put a layer of oil on water that is not used. If possible, pour away all possible traces of water in any containers to prevent the breeding of ades mosquitos"

Reply from Mr Tan Ah Beng

"Siao is it? If i put a layer of oil in your water you want to drink or not. Siao ah you all, if i put a layer of oil in my pet's drinking water you think they want to drink huh ? What is worst is that stupid inspector tell me to pour away the water and refill it when my pet wants to drink it. Wau lau, you think i very free is it? Now and then go an ask my pet whether thristy or not, better still i ask it to bring a water bottle lah so it can drink as and when it wants ..."

I cannot say that Mr tan is unreasonable but can there be exceptions ?

"Regular fumigation to keep mosquitos at bay"

Reply from Mrs Chua Ah Huay

"Ai yo fumigation again. All that fog will kill me first or kill the mosquitoes first. Heard from my friends that the fogging thing is poisonous leh... if i die hor, can claim insurance or not? Also hor, i don't understand why i need to close the windows and doors tight tight when they do the funigation leh. I think hor i will die first lor, singapore so hot and i don't have aircon, so like that i will die first one leh. Then somemore i think my house also got mosquitos leh then like that closing all the windows hor will keep them protected right? So what for close the windows?"

Enough of human's perspective, so what do the ades mosquitos have to speak for themselves?

Speech given by the ades mosquito spokes person at the annual mosquitos meeting in a drain in hougang

"Dear all, thanks to the humans, we are now breeding a new generation of mosquitos that are larger, suck more blood and more resistant to pesticides.Our scientists had been working hard to produce a new generation of mosquitos that need no water to grow, so even if the dumbo humans removed all traces of water, we still can survive. Also, the ades government will also be giving out our new technological weapons that helps fellow mosquitos to fly higher at such when the fumigation people comes, you all can fly to the highest storey to seek shelter.Last but not least, we have colonised new areas for infection. They are potong pasir and hougang. If you cannot live in marine parade or aljunied anymore, please feel free to join the potong pasir and hougang areas. There are less fumigation and the walls have a lot of cracks for you to hide. Somemore not every floor got lift so very safe for hiding."

Just for laughter... Any resembalance to any person dead or alive is deeply regretted.

Cheers

Bazaar was a blast, on our part, we've done well, yes we have. My team and I, and Emilene's team, have done well. As for the school's part, eeeks. For more information, please visit the class blog, photos included.

And huang lao shi's great, and quick. She relayed the message of cancelling the homework only today, the homework which I did during midnight earlier today.

And I finished The memory keeper's daughter. Wonder how it was a multi-million-copy bestseller. Reading Michio Kaku is a better way of using time.

And to my friend wiki, IIMNIGSTSOTYAOLUK.

Fitna

I don't know how many of you have watched Fitna. I made a deliberate search for it, and watch the 16 minute 48 seconds film. Everyone should go watch it, and decide for themselves. But look, I am not taking any side here, look left if you want to know my stance(you know, the 'A' word). We learn reliability and usefulness in social studies, everyone should put it to good use in the real life, and this is the best example you can have.

However biased and propagandistic a source is, it can never be useless.

If I were to express my genuine view about this issue, I can substitute Mas Selamat as the No.1 wanted man in Singapore, or even surpass Osama bin Laden, to be the wanted guy of the known world, hunted after by any individual with a religion, and become the person responsible of Fitna no.2.

Okay Earth Hour very damn soon, cya people, remember to switch off your lights!

It isn't good when you have your birthday falling on the same day as your school's sports day and your grandfather's death anniversary. Unfortunately that is the case for me today. (Who won? Was it us or Dunman? They didn't bloody announce it. Lol but we were damn high during 20 X 100 and teacher's race, with the latter ending so damn dramatically, a win nonetheless.)

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here are some pictures



See the buildings on the left half of the picture? It's moelc in case you can't recognise!



Whee what a fine sunny day.


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To compound the problem, my question was mistaken, for my 'must' in the message was ignored as if it was transparent, and hence I was deprived of the chance to leisurely have lunch with my newly made friends and is complaining like some sheep now. Mehhhhh

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Thanks for everything people, it'd been better if there hadn't been any miscommunication.

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Er, I realised that my school is mentioned in the newspaper Today. You can read the article here. Spot the mistake if you can.

Have you? If not, try this part specifically:

50 students from Raffles Girls School and Chong Cheng High School (Main) will be getting schoolmates to join the programme.

Thanks for spelling our name correctly, Miss journalist! But weird, why the two schools, why only RGS and Chung Cheng? What link is there?

Hmm never mind, the world today is so screwed.

Derailed girls

Yes, as some of you may have read in The Straits Times today, I read it too, while I was waiting for my turn for a haircut at the amir's barber shop where they never failed to provide the day's newspapers. I jumped straight to Saturday upon seeing the feature, somehow I was just simply fascinated by people who don't exist in my world.


Disclaimer for prudes: the contents that ensue may cause extremely disturbing experiences and please absquatulate for your much cherished innocence when necessary.

For the article, here. Don't worry, it's The Straits Time site.

For those who are lazy to read, here is the summary. The number of teenage girls selling sex for money or barter trading for branded goods is increasing, but I am not sure steadily or not. This problem we have here is the reason why the modern Japanese parents are more concerned with their daughters than their sons. The girls in question aren't disgusted by sexual promiscuity, as driven by their material desires and 'quick cash' or because of the influence of the mass media, mainly of the western culture. In certain groups of teenagers, the very idea of virginity has been considered as a stigma. Appalled? Certainly some aren't.

Do note that the paragraph above is entirely based on the article, except for the words in maroon.

One such blogger, Teenage Lolita, said that she is 'not poor' but 'hankers after the better things in life.'

I'm not selling my body. I call it a mutually beneficial relationship,

The teenage sex trade has become so overt, to the extent that the advertisements for sex trading appear together with normal classified items such as second hand computers, real estate, and job classifieds. You can read the descriptions yourself, it cannot get more explicit. To substantiate my claim, http://singapore.craigslist.com.sg/ and http://www.sgadsonline.com/


And in case you didn't know, prostitution in Singapore is legal. So is it time to take a second look at the realities of our society, before many of our virile boys morph into Spitzers?

Max Bruch Violin Concerto No.1

This is the youtube version I found after prematurely terminating many other videos performing the same piece.

My principal deserves a pat on the back. His assembly speeches has intensified from irresistible lullabies to slightly motivational talks, albeit there are unequivocal evidences of materialised bore scattered across the auditorium. An improvement it is, nonetheless.

School is getting increasingly senseless, I feel that I'm indiscriminately time robbed.

Teachers in my school are infatuatedly indulged in issuing petrifying pink slips for detention because he/she does not have his/her socks at a length gratifying enough to the particular teacher, and sending students for in-house suspension because they were 10 minutes late for SAP in the holidays. I am not a victim, yet.

Joke of the day

My cousin said that I resemble Edison Chen, somehow.

The weather now reminds me of the temperate countries that I have been to. I wouldn't mind if this turns out to be permanent. There is such a world in the story of star wars, where the planet's rain never cease.

My infatuation for classics got me again today, and I watched Forrest Gump. When I read the page on imdb, it says PG13 for drug content, some sensuality and war violence. Then I began to recall the times where my school showed us parts of the video, there were no horny scenes that I could remember. So I watched the whole film and figured that maybe the school was afraid that the horny scenes might outrageously appal prudish students, which my school abounds with them. For those who want to watch it, I think you can get it from youku or something, it's definitely worth the time.

Next, Forrest Gump the novel it shall be.

A spastic scene

Mr Gary Chua knocked childishly on the door, "Can I see two students?"

Mr Faizal gave a retarded smile, "heh heh, cannot."

I burst out laughing, so did everybody else.

Touch 2008 was fantastic, with a tinge of mistake, of insignificant proportions.

Let pianist one be P1. Let pianist two be P2.
Let page turner one be T1. Let page turner two be T2.
The page turners turn the pages for the corresponding pianists.

And hence allow me to re-enact the scene.

T2 turns page for P2. T1 sees T2 turning the page, turns the page for P1 too.

So far okay? No confusion?

P1 realises that the page is wrong, quickly uses left hand to flip back to the previous page. T2 realises too and helps to flip back to the page.

Still okay right? By that time I was already O.o

Music continues and when it is time to flip again, T2 stands up, confident of not making the same mistake again. But P2 is faster, she flips it with her right hand before T2's hand even come close to the sheets. So T2 sits down.

By then I was O.O.O

Interesting huh.

I have emaths, chinese and japanese tests tomorrow. Great.